Showing posts with label stoopidd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stoopidd. Show all posts

Monday, April 18

sCreWed up =(

it's been a darrrnn long day..tired tired
getting off my bed a 5+ am,to catch my bus which is my daily transport to collage..yawn
the scene i saw was,some of them just 'bop' and fall back in sleep during the journey =] as well as me ya
the orientation was soooooo.extremely boreeeddd =3= how i wish i could use toothpicks to support my eyelids from being closing down..XD
nevertheless, we had been sitting without have a chance to ass-off the chair for a couples of hours..ass hurt ya =P hehe






timetable
we are in group7




later on,after the break,my parents came to my campus to pick me up for scholarship interview.
haih....what a suck experience ....oh my god,felt so guilty,depress,speechless la wei =(
ya,maybe im the one who being sucks at the first place,dont even assure what course i was applying for...i mistaken as ENGINEERING COURSE INSTEAD OF COMPUTING....

what??!! did i apply for this strange course?is that true?
hell ya, i dunno that..because i didnt make a note what i applied...my fault *guilty

walking towards the panel was like on the runway to nervous situation =S
'GOOD EVENING' I greeted them..two ladies + one man

'TELL ME BOUT YOURSELF'
well.my home town is klang..studied at....hardworking...err..work..err ,homework..

'SO WHY YOU CHOSE THIS COURSE?'
actually i didnt apply for this

'HUH?WHAT DO YOU MEAN?IS THAT WE MADE A MISTAKE?'
then,they checked my application form..gosh,its written computing course by me

'DID YOU FILL THE FORM YOURSELF?YOU DUN EVEN SURE WHAT YOU APPLYING FOR?SO WHAT IS YOUR REAL INTEREST?'
math n science

'WHY DID YOU APPLIED DIFF COURSES FOR EACH UNI?YOU SEEMS SO LOST,BLUR GIRL..YOU ARE NOT SURE WITH YOU DECISION..WE WOULD CONSIDER TO GIVE SCHOLARSHIP FOR STUDENTS LIKE YOU'
oo..ok...

some more blah blah blah...ok that all,bye..walked off towards the end of runway again..





TA-DAA!
happy meal time!!


when i press down,it's wing goes up =)


i think i just need to stop day-dreaming for getting a scholarship..it's wont happen on me... from the day onwards,i will focus 100% concentration on CAT ..remember
WORK HARD!!!

Monday, June 7

served by a rude+mannerless promoter
hold on,
she supposedly is the employer*tauke la*
she should serve us hospitably instead of showing her black face to us.moreover,she boom and attack every single sentence we mouthed
KURANG AJAR betul
i swear your business wil inversely proportional with time

Friday, April 30

=0

being the first time,i witness a fight jz no 50m apart frm me
how fortunate am i huh?=p
they are between form4 guys,chinese
after i got the reason why they wanna start a fight,no doubt,i felt pretty lame lo=,=
X accidentally langgar Y then scold@#$%*
Y bo song then bring his gang @#$%*

the wise action was taken by X
after got beaten up hurtly on his back side
he did fought back
but he went off to pondok police later on,this is wat i said,wise:)

police came wit bike
it was too late la you guys..
ppl all angkat kaki ciao ad

Tuesday, March 9

embaraSSing

@@
oh my gosh
superb sui xiao day for me
carved deeply in my memory
you would never get to know the feel once you din experience it
*experience what?!*

being locked in the toilet by urself=,=
damn stupid

anyway,thz for the help.kk

Wednesday, March 3

what a sucks day
=,=

Thursday, February 11

11.2.2010

it's been a slightly fuck up day=/
moody moody
  1. plan gotta change to saturday=,=
  2. need to bring all the textbooks back home as there's rumour bout teacher saw our books in cupboard=Xheavy sia
  3. our class is so hot
  4. feel dizzy and headache
  5. asked to sit in the most front row.wtf,im supposed to chat and tickle with my baobeisss..all bcz the idiot bapak=,=wasted an hour sitting like gong kia
  6. something din goes on wit my expection
  7. eng homeworks.zzz,speechless
  8. told mum to fetch me at 7-11 but ended up at pisanggoreng stall there..walked back again under the hot sun wei.cant control my anger towards mum

making-sweetness

there're so many of them,which have their birthday falls on feb
especially through out this week
10 feb=asam
11feb=eldest bro
12feb=weejuan
making-sweetness
wish you guys happy birthday&all the best aye
economi crisis,so dun feel stagger for nt getting present frm me=D

cny is stepping closer and closer=]
hw's ur preparation huh?
mine is 95% done lo
there's over 10 types of tidbit for this yr..siao rite?
bake&buy too^^
everyone is welcome to my hse ya.kk

almost every corner of my hse is in red spirit dei
including myself,red red visit me@@haih

Saturday, January 23

gEraM

gals,i told a lie.
frankly,fever is nt the main factor for me to call off the baking..i chose nt to go as i dunwan to hear any nagging& bla bla bla frm mum cz i told her im nt going for bake..
sekejap say go,sekejap say dunwan go
i predict wat she would say de=,=

somehow it went worse..:(
grandma staggered why im nt in school instead of washing shoes
and here mum tokok tambah again..wtf
she boom me sibeh kaulat to grandma..
mum:haiyo,say wan go ppl hse to bake wor,dunwan go school
grandma:oh..
mum:bo ke liao la..you think ppl mum wil allow you to bake and make the kitchen dirty up meh?who wanna do all the cleaning?siao wan..of cz her mum dunwan buy ingredient la
grandma:si lo,si lo..
me:plz dun simply give any comment if you're nt clear in anything!!!

bull shit!!
i cant stand on her tokok tambah la
triggered all the misunderstanding
ARGHHHH

Thursday, December 10

uNforGetaBle

im here as a early blogger bird:)

couples hour ago,i went to the famed TMN RAKYAT wit cousins to hav a jog for my very first time..T.T unlucky incident happened on me when i started to jog...OMG..such a big prank for others as its my first visit and i jz...........
poooooomm
i fell down
=,=
shit man,my knees got injured and bleeding..i felt so embarrassing although its hurt,i wish there is a hole for me to hide...omgggg..hope it would not hav a serious scar on tat spot..haih..i hav to walk lik ama rite now=/..two big round yellow panda eyes on my knees..

Thursday, November 26

wAsteD

waked up in the morning to wash my schoolbag
grab the brushes im out the door im gonna wash wash wash
before i start soak the bag in a whitepail of LEO(washing liquid)
and there dropped a bag with the cards inside

OMG
when i saw this,my poker card ah!!!
wet and 'lan' liao:(

oni the middle of the card is dry

swtXDheartsss

Tuesday, July 28

eXam

dunno why i jz cant control myself and i........
im gonna fail my math exam
T.T

Saturday, March 28

CikGu BM

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!


Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Forward to your friends who understand Bahasa Malaysia

Friday, March 6

you bloody fool...
i hate DOG''

Tuesday, March 3

colOurfUL

when the phone green green,
i pink up the phone,
and say:
yellow yellow...
blue find me??white u cal me??
you plz dun purplely call me har,,..
if not,
i won call you black

Friday, February 27

hectic fRiday

entire school having gotong royong in the morning...its my first time participate so much of 'cleaning activities' in my secondary life.clean the superb duper ,tremendously dirty&dusty window.and i tied the ribbon for the curtain.its was awesome+perfect...even my classteacher praise me:wah,cantik cantik,pandai jesslyn buat ribbon ribbon macam ni.terus buat...lol,i was lik tq tq..hehe.i need a staplers desperately to finish my job.i jz walk around and search for it..i saw one at table ,so i jz got it and get back to my job..meanwhile,the blackk gall in my class looked lik searching for her beloved baby staplers...moved her ass and shaked her curly+oily hair and came approach to my direction...btw,i was taking it and she jz grabbed it without say a word.the worst is she showed the ego,arrogant,self-centred face&roll her eyes..wth??izit my fault to use the staplers for making the curtain attached together?its was for the class nt for me!watfor to show tat kinda expression..no manner at all,its oni first year for u in this clas,and your attitude..so dissapointed..sia sui..better to acts a stranger whenever see ur face..ok,thats all for scolding part

physic peka part....evryone was siao doing own peka.no recess if you din finished..whoa..
bt,whole clas ended recess in the physic lab..

parachute&parachuting making us up &down frequently to 'testdrive' our parachute..waterrocket too..fuyoh,the rocket reached darn high,even higher than the building..
waiting for monday to hav all these showsss

Monday, January 19

WTH!!!

gosh..wat the prob izit?wat secure wat certificate..stupid..
i meant my blog,cant login since last nite..and so for today actually.
bt den i try to use internet explorer baru boleh jadi..
do you noe tat kinda feeling wen you can oni manage to view
ur own blog bt jz cant do anyelse..lame sia
online no blogging was jz lik flying in the air,haha,
dunno wat to do,
simply click here and there..
same goes to the msn too..really shit,
troubleshoot and shoot,i wonder hw many times i shoot..
if there is a real human,im pretty sure he wil kene shoot die.
haha..